The following is presented in celebration of Fair and Balanced Day.
- This sculpture made from crap on my desk.
- Broken AC in D.C. in mid-August
- Life (according to my mom, as a reply to “That’s not fair!” — “Life isn’t fair.” Spoken with a certain amount of triumphalism.)
- The Segway, apparently.
- The budget.
Neither Fair Nor Balanced:
- Oh, I dunno . . .