(If I actually find myself watching enough Convention coverage to make this the first of a long list, somebody shoot me. But we’ll call this C.O. #1 so that if a handful of other ones _do_ follow, I won’t have to keep trying to come up with clever titles.)

Re: the Gore speech: pretty darn good. Just like “when I heard him in November”:http://www.polytropos.org/archives/000153.html. So once again I have to ask: _where the hell was_ this _Al Gore in 2000?_