Coming to you directly from the Mothership
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
And me? I’m known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.

My motto is:
Make my funk the P.Funk

George Clinton’s keepin’ the coffee shop funky on a Friday afternoon. There are worse places to be. But you, you’ve got to ask yourself a question right now. Look into your heart.

Do you have the funk?

I’ve got the funk.