. . . on the community bulletin board at Mancini’s Cafe, Alexandria:

Lonely? Worried About The Threat Of International Terrorism? Need A Little Extra Spending Money?

“Here’s a scan”:http://www.polytropos.org/mt-static/misc/homesec.jpg of the whole ad. What I love most about it is the guerilla satire angle — no attribution or link or anything, just the piece itself. Now that it’s scanned I’ll put it right back where I found it. Kudos to whoever’s behind it.